Im a weird little kid who likes long walks barefoot in the park, the dulcet tones of bagpipes played underwater. I believe that religulous doctrine should not be forced on the masses except on every third Tuesday of the month. I like listening to Celine Dion while wearing my favourite slippers and sitting in my Elmo bean bag and covered with my favourite blankey. When I grow up I want to be the guy that hangs off the back of dodgem cars at country shows and pretends to know more about driving an overgrown electric billy cart than you.

I love playing soccer with my team mates. My favourite Soccer team is Liverpool. I think my team plays very well together as a unit. And we are lucky to have such a good coach like Big A. Whenever I miss a goal my word is Dorh!!!

I love Liverpool as you can see if you walk in my bedroom. The number I wear on my jersey is 9 cause it's the same as Torres & I wear my jersey with pride. Our Team rocks cause we are legends as Rosy would say. I just wana say a big thanks to my awesome coach Big Al & manager Trev for all there hard work for making us such a good team. I would also like to say a few words. "A Few Words" cause I'm a tossnut. Thanks for reading my profile.

I am so glad to be back on this team. I love playing soccer with my friends again. My Favourite team is Liverpool. My Favourite Player is Harry Kewell who plays for Galatasaray that's why my favourite No. is 10.